Sun Valley Goes Nuts after a Guy Walks into Grumpy's
- Peter Buck
- Jan 4, 2022
- 1 min read
A story from Sun Valley.
A guy walks into a bar. Actually, a guy named Brooks walks into Grumpy's in Sun Valley after skiing. He looks around, finds the snacks, and orders a drink. While checking the vertical feet skied on his app, a high-pitched voice says, "That ski cap looks great on you!”
Brooks, one who’s always full of compliments, turns around, and sees nothing. Just as the drink is beginning to relax his stiff muscles, a voice calls out, “You seem like a really cool guy!”
Brooks ignores the laughs from his friends and looks around again. He even asks his buddies to help him find the source. They don't find anything, so he orders another drink and wonders, "Am I crazy?"
As his nerves recover and he believes the voice is gone, he hears, “I bet your parents are really proud of you!” He slams down his drink and looks around wildly. Desperate and finding no possible source of the voice, he calls over the bartender. He says, “Hey barkeep! What’s that voice I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the nuts,” says the bartender. “They’re complimentary.”
A termite walks into a bar and asks.."Is the bartender here?"
A moment later, one of his buddies, (the handsomest guy in the group, who goes by Red Dawg) didn't hear the bartenders comments, grabs a handful of nuts (to satisfy his ravenous appetite after doing 82,000 vertical) and hears that same high pitched voice that says, "Get ready my nutty friends, because tomorrow we'll be crushed and swimming in a porcelain pool."😎🚽